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Walnuts and Demerol Quotes

Herb: I’m a doctor!
Kandi: A real one, or like Alan?
Herb: I’m a pediatrician.
Kandi: Wow, so you’re into feet.
Herb: No, children.
Kandi: Isn’t that illegal?

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007

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Dorothy: Listen, Alan, I’m looking for my daughter.
Alan: Drunk Blond?
Dorothy: Well, she isn’t always blond.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007

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