Two and a Half Men Quotes (Page 3)
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Charlie: Ok, she's not here. Let's go.
(Alan turns on the light)
Charlie: Ok, she's here. Let's go.
Charlie: (to Alan) First of all, that little boy loves you. And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn't want to sleep with men, it doesn't make you a bad husband, though I wouldn't brag about it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 26th, 2007Jake: Your mom is my grandma.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 26th, 2007Alan: Look. Ok, this is just until things are settle out. A couple of days max. She'll come to her senses.
Charlie: Yeah, that's what women do.
Total Quotes: 25