A Tree Grows in Guadalajara Quotes
Jordan: "The boobs are amazing."
Alexis: "Thanks... they're yours."
Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: O.M.G. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard.
Jordan Dunn: Hello Alex.
Alexis: Jordan.
Jordan: You look different... new haircut?
Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.
Wilhelmina (to Daniel): Uh, what you're saying is we... should put thin, pretty women wearing nice outfits in this fashion magazine?
Alexis: Uh, while we take care of real business...
Daniel: If you had any...
Wilhelmina: Okay girls, tuck em back in. You're both big.
Wilhelmina: She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini, we already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Betty: Besides, we get to meet all of our family members and practice our spanish. "Hola comi a tu sobrina."
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."
