Brothers Quotes
Claire: Would you like a Bloody Mary?
Betty: It's 10:30 in the morning!
Claire: You're right. I should switch to Martinis.
Betty: "Daniel, The Times called wanting a quote, Dr. Phil called offering his services, and E! called wanting to do a reality show about your family."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Walter: "I have a coupon for the baked potato bar!"
Daniel: "Sorry... I had a potato for breakfast."
Wilhelmina: "These gold pumps will not set foot in this building again until I run this magazine!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Daniel: [about prison] "So, how's it going?"
Bradford: "Great. It's just like the country club, except all the caddies are carrying shivs."
Wilhelmina [to Evelyn, her cleaning lady]: "Nice to put a face with the burrito wrapper you left on my counter."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Claire: "It's ridiculous. One DUI, you OD a couple of times, show up naked at a garden party, and suddenly everyone treats you like a child."
Betty: "Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself."
Henry: "When the paparazzi are stalking accountants, you know it's bad."
Betty: "I know, they were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise."
Alexis: "And no, I haven't given up smoking. It's a hormone patch, so my mustache doesn't grow back."
Betty: "Really? Where'd you get that? Because I have to bleach all the time and it is such a pain."
Alexis: "Okay, let's just cut to it. They soften the jaw, slim the nose, lower the hairlines, shaved the Adam's Apple, and then they are the implants. Cheeks, breasts, ass. I'll spare you the more graphic details, but just to put the rumors to rest, they don't save 'it' in a jar."
Betty: "That's good to know."
