East Side Story Quotes
Ignacio: Just add cilantro.
Betty: I don't think I have cilantro. Can I just add extra cheese?
Ignacio: You didn't buy chili powder, and you used ketchup, so why not.
Wilhelmina [to Bradford]: "I thought I smelled jewelry."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Alexis: "Daniel, seriously, what did you take and how many?!"
Daniel: "It was like seven, I mean I've taken 12 before, just not with this much booze."
Yoga: Nice work Bitch.
Claire: What happened to Fish?
Yoga: Fish become Bitch after two weeks.
Fabia: "You must come to the ceremony. I won't be able to get married without my something old."
Wilhelmina: "Oh, with the veins in your legs, you already have your something blue."
Justin: I told Mom if she went with the green for the bridesmaids, she was on her own.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Marc: Little glitch. Teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole-sized problem. It looks like St. Patrick's Cathedral is already booked for June 16.
Wilhelmina: What?!
Marc: What do you get from St. Patrick's? Bad incense, and a bunch of guilty men in dresses.
Wilhelmina: Fabia?! That little Euro-Wench is getting married?!
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What?! He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh, give that Queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
Betty: It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007
