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Wilhelmina: Snow is a magical blanket — it hides what's ugly and makes everything beautiful.

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Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?

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Marc: Beauty's cleared.
Betty: What are we supposed to do?
Marc: Well, that depends ... did you win the Powerball?
Betty: No.
Marc: Then keep quiet!

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Betty: They can't fire us all!
Amanda: Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words 'sepia tones' at a party!

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Wilhelmina: Kiss your loved ones goodbye and expect to come home to dead pets!
Marc: Schmoopy?!

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Daniel: I'd like to see more skin.
Wilhemina: It's a postapocalyptic scene. Exposed skin would melt off their bodies.

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Wilhelmina: Do you know how many effeminate, curly haired sycophants can replace you?
Marc: I know, you have five of them on speed dial.

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Walter: You had a mango margarita? You used to get dizzy from your astringent.

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