Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral Quotes

Marc St. James

Betty: Look in a mirror. Are you biting your lower lip?
Daniel: No.
Betty: Yes you are. Don't do that.

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Amanda: "I am so over men, they all suck."
Marc: "Me too!"
Amanda: "I just fell in love with him."
Marc: "Me too!"

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Wilhelmina: "Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of Thanksgiving yet to come?"

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Betty: "I almost got run over by those Queer Eye guys riding a giant pilgrim."

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Daniel: "Thanksgiving without family would be... Thursday."

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Ignacio: "You were this close to stuffing a brisket!"

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Gina: "I see I'm not the only one who's doing some last minute Thanksgiving shopping."
Betty: "A carton of cigarettes and vodka?"
Gina: "You have your tradition and I have mine."

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Daniel: "Oh, and this year, my mother will be fresh out of detox, stealing the olives out of martini glasses and sucking them dry in the janitor’s closet!"

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Amanda: "I'm sorry, you were looking at me and saying things? I wasn't really listening."
Betty: "Never mind. So, you’ve got big plans tomorrow with that new guy you’ve been seeing?"
Amanda: "And what makes you say that?"
Betty: "You keep walking past Daniel’s office saying really loudly that you’ve got big plans with that new guy you’ve been seeing?"

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