Petra-Gate Quotes
Alexis: "About my total lack of suprise-is it real or is it botox?"
Daniel: "You have a cold heart."
Alexis: "I know. I had it installed with the other upgrades."
Daniel: "Before I sign this, I have one condition."
Alexis: "You're not really in much of a position to bargain, Daniel."
Daniel: "Look, I've given you everything you want. Just make sure Betty has a job here."
Betty: You and me have a lot to talk about. But first: us. I shouldn't have shut you out, that was wrong of me, but you were more wrong. You really hurt me at that club.
Daniel: I know. I am sorry. I messed up. I didn't mean those things I said.
Betty: Good, because when you hired me you got more than an assistant, you got a friend. It's just who I am, Daniel. If you screw up I'm gonna tell you, whether you like it or not.
Daniel: I know, I need that. I need you Betty. So, we okay?
Betty: Of course we are... 16! Are you crazy! What the hell were you thinking!
Alexis: He asked me to dinner.
Wilhelmina: And you said...?
Alexis: No.
Wilhelmina: Alexis, why?
Alexis: Because it's dinner and that means sex. I know that. I used to be a guy.
Wilhelmina: And what's wrong with sex?
Alexis: Well I haven't...it's...I haven't exactly...ever since I...I haven't...
Wilhelmina: ...Taken the new car out for a test drive?
Alexis: That's one way to put it.
Wilhelmina: Alexis, what are you waiting for? Sooner of later someone is going to have to put the key in the ignition.
Henry: Wow, I've never known anyone who's been blackmailed before. It's so All My Children, which I used to watch with my mother, and I don't know why I just said that.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007Justin: That's great. We need a party. We'll have a theme: crossing the border. We'll have a big fence in the door and make everyone climb over it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like 1,200 times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
Betty: Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina.
Amanda: Ooh, someone's got their Bitch on.
Hilda: A job isn't about friends, it's about making money... and stealing office supplies. By the way, we're out of coffee filters.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007
