Ugly Betty Quotes (Page 6)
Slut: "I know you, you're the slut at the Jill Sanders party. Oswald Lorenzo?"
Amanda: "Oh right, you were the one that was all up in his pooch. Listen, if you weren't so desperate he might have made the 'Amanda' for you. But he would have called it the 'Skank whore'."
Wilhelmina: "Boinking the lawyer is just the icing on the cake."
Marc: "Yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Wilhelmina: "Ah, too gay."
Wilhemina: "He's sleeping with his father's lawyer. Oh, that Daniel does not disappoint."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Alexis: "Before you buy him a set of golf clubs, let me remind you that he's the one that made you feel worthless your whole life, drove our mother to rink hand sanitizer, and told me that he'd rather see me dead than standing here in a dress."
Marc: "That is one angry shemale."
Christina: "Betty, he broke your heart!"
Betty: "No he didn't!"
Christina: "Oh really? (picks a tissue out of the trash) This one here was, 'Why doesn't he love me Christina?' And this one here was 'She took him away from me Christina' and this one was 'Make her go away Christina!'."
Betty: "No, this one is gum."
Wilhelmina: "Oh, I never noticed what big man hands you have."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Amanda: "We met at the Jill Sander party last night. He was totally worshiping me (Flashback: He was totally ignoring her.), I mean I get it because I was the hottest girl there but then there was this skank who was totally trying to horn in and I was as nice as I can be (Flashback: Shoves the girl. "Out of the way, skank!"), anyway. She was a cow. She's just one of those woman who hates other women."
Marc: "Enough with the vagina monologue, open it!"
Wilhelmina [to Joel]: "Pardon me. I was was rude in not introducing myself earlier..." [punches Joel]
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Grace: "Maybe I should stand out in the snow for three hours and cry icicle tears."
Daniel: "Worked on that one for a while?"
Grace: "12 years."
Grace: "Julie now has a husband, two kids and a dog."
Daniel: "Oh, that's nice."
Grace: "In her mind. She's in a mental institution."
