Weeds Quotes
Nancy Botwin: You've made your bed, now f**k in it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Nancy Botwin: I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Nancy Botwin: I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Andy Botwin: I paid for a full ounce, they f**king cheated me!
Nancy Botwin: They f**king saved your ass from going to jail!
Ms. Greenstein (Attorney): Still, that's very uncool.
Nancy Botwin: Andy, today it was brought to my attention that the downside to this business is death, so right now I'm not thinking about "the bakery" I'm thinking about enrolling in dental hygiene school so my children aren't orphans.
Andy Botwin: If anything happens to you, I will raise Silas and Shane as my own.
Nancy Botwin: Okay, now I pledge never to die.
Andy Botwin: Hey, what do you think is better "Jesus say relax" or "I'm to sexy for my Lord?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Andy Botwin: Look kids, Chris is risen!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Doug Wilson: Did you try the Sag Aloo? It's to die for and then be reincarnated and then die for again.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Celia Hodes: [holds up a flyer] Here. I'm posting these in the neighborhood. I tell you, I have a good mind to stay in a hotel until they catch that cougar. Though a part of me is hoping it will maul Dean, and I wouldn't want to miss that.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Heylia James: Serious s**t calls for serious cash and your cash got a sense of humor.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007
