Weeds Quotes (Page 5)
Andy: The way I see it is you’re in way over your head here. You got a house, you got bills, you’re a mommy. Dealing is a full time job. You need some help, Nancy Pants.
Nancy: Don’t call me pants. Judah called me pants, not you.
Andy: Hey, I miss him to, Nancy. Whatever you think about me, Judah was my brother. And I loved him. And I have your back.
Andy: Hey, pants.
Nancy: Please tell me I didn’t hear that you had cyber sex with a 15-year-old deaf girl.
Silas: I need to talk to you, you f**king perv.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Nancy: You’re the Candyman?
The “Candyman” : Yes, you getting any exercise?
Nancy: Excuse me?
The “Candyman” : If you’re not committed to personal fitness, I can’t in good conscience sell to you.
Nancy: I wouldn’t say Heylia’s in the best shape.
The “Candyman” : Heylia’s a lazy fat-fat and I’m hoping to put her into a diabetic coma. So I have no problem selling to her.
Nancy: Why?
The “Candyman” : To scare her. Some people never learn until their life is on the line.
Nancy: ... Not to mention the amount of s**t I’m going to get from those Hypo-Christian bitch moms I’m going to get tomorrow!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Nancy: They wanted to suspend him.
Andy: For what? If Shane wants to believe in Chris, and they try to suspend him for it, Whoa! That’s freedom of religion, that’s like the first commandment; we could nail ‘em on that.
Nancy: I don’t think Chris is protected under “Freedom of Religion,” Andy. In fact, the Angry Christian Moms I heard from in the PTA were pretty offended by it.
Andy: Well that’s so intolerant. I mean, what would Jesus do?
PTA Mom: Oh, we do not joke about our Lord Jesus Christ.
Nancy: It’s a stupid t-shirt. We should ignore it.
Maggie: Only one man died for my sins, Nancy. And his name wasn’t Chris.
Pam: Well, it sort of was, wasn’t it? Like a nickname?
Doug: If you make something mediocre enough, you might even have a go at it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Andy: If there’s one thing I learned about the Christ crowd, absolutely no sense of humor. Should’ve gone after the Jew market, at least we can take a joke.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Andy: Know this, Lupita, until you love me, I’ve got enough love for the both of us.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007
