Weeds Quotes (Page 9)
Nancy: (sees Shane get knocked down on soccer field) Foul! Ref, what’s the matter with your whistle?!
Celia Hodes: Well, technically, Nancy, the Ref can’t call a foul. Shane was kicked by his own teammates.
Josh: If they're too young to bleed, they're too young for weed. If there's no grass in their field, no weed will they yield.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Josh: Shit hasn’t gone this fast since the Passion of the Christ.
Nancy: People got stoned for the Passion of the Christ? That’s disturbing.
Josh: It’s not as disturbing as seeing it not stoned. Religion my ass. It’s a straight up snuff film.
Hunter [On television]: Next time we go bow huntin’. Guns are for pussies. I told you! You can’t miss the bear!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Conrad: You should never question Heylia’s eyeballin. That’s the Rainman of weed, right there.
Silas Botwin: What? Who told you that? She’s totally deaf. And Dennis Kling says there’s nothing wrong with her tongue.
Nancy Botwin: Maybe black people need to start stealin’ a little bit bigger.
Conrad Sheperd: Maybe f**kin’ so.
Heylia: We should start that in this neighborhood. Call it the “I’m getting’ skinny ‘cause some nigger stole my food” diet.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Heylia James: Yeah, lookin’ in the dictionary the other day, saw your picture sittin’ up in there. Right next to “Dumb ass white bitch.”
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007
