Lois Griffin: Shut your fat mouth! You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky, WELL IT DOESN'T! IT FALLS FROM MY HOLLY JOLLY BUTT! So you can cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents, and hey, while you're at it YOU CAN ALL RIDE A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH TO HELL! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Character: Lois Griffin

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