Susan: Since when do you smoke?
George: [coughs] I've always smoked.
Susan: I've never seen you smoke.
George: Oh yeah. Well, big smoker. [coughs] Gave it up for a while but it was too tough. Y'know, I got no will power.
Susan: I don't like this one bit.
George: [coughs] Well I can't stop now. I'm addicted...
Susan: Well you are gonna have to quit.
George: [runs to the bathroom] Oh god!

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Show: Seinfeld

Episode: The Invitations

Character: George Costanza

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