Homer/Henry VIII: (singing to the tune of "I'm Henery the Eighth, I Am" and taking large bites of food between each stanza) I'm Henry the Eighth, I am. Henry the Eighth, I am, I am. I've been eating since 6 am, for dessert I'll have dinner again. My name's synonymous with gluttony, I'll always eat a turkey or a ham -
Marge/Margarin of Aragon: Stop singing that song! We all know who you are!
Sideshow Mel: Her Majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
Homer/Henry VIII: What're you doing out of bed? I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.
Marge/Margerine of Aragon: Your Majesty, I know you want a son, but must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
Court: (laughing)
Dr. Nick: As the royal physician, it is my learned opinion that her womb is filled with sea serpents.
Marge/Margerine of Aragon: Hrrrmm...
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Margical History Tour
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