Lifeguard: Sir you can't park your van on the diving board.
Peter: That's not a van, that's my son.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Character: Peter Griffin

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1 comment to “Lifeguard: Sir you can’t park your van on the diving board. Peter: That’s not a van, that’s my son.”

lol, November 27th, 2008 at 2:26 am:

  • actually lois says the line
    “That’s not a van, that’s my son.”

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