Barney: So, I'm a tanked-up loser? Is that how you see me?
Moe: Oh, sounds like a certain loser could use some tanking up. [starts pouring Barney a glass of beer when Barney abruptly gets up] Hey, hey, where you goin'?
Barney: I'll show you! I'm going to take these helicopter lessons.
Homer: Wait a minute, Barney. You've got to be sober to fly. I mean, it's not like driving a car.

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

Characters: Homer Simpson, Moe Syzlak, Barney Gumble

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