Peter Griffin: Sometimes I think I should have married that woman I met the night of my bachelor party.
[cut to Lois as a young woman, walking out of a bar with a drunk Peter]
Lois Griffin: Peter, I can't believe your friends just left you here! Let's get you home.
Peter Griffin: Wow, strange lady! You're so sexy. I should marry you tomorrow instead of that pain in the ass Lois.
Lois Griffin: Peter, it's me!
Peter Griffin: You know what? Screw it. I am so gonna cheat on Lois right now. I don't care if she finds out.
Lois Griffin: Peter, I-
Peter Griffin: You got a condom? N-never mind... I got this Milky Way wrapper.
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: The Fat Guy Strangler
Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
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