Creepy shop owner: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooooh, that's bad.
Creepy shop owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Creepy shop owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Creepy shop owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: That's good!
Creepy shop owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
[Homer stares blankly.]
Creepy shop owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
Character: Homer Simpson
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