Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot, that's a perfect c**ktail. Shake well, then sleep with.
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker, that's like giving up. It's the man-version of getting a cat.
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Show: How I Met Your Mother
Episode: Matchmaker
Characters: Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
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