Scott: Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God! J'accuse, Terrance!
Terrance: Would you like a monkey claw, Phillip?
Phillip: Yes please. [Terrance farts]
Terrance: That's called the Monkey Claw because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys!
Phillip: The Monkey Claw is smelly.

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Show: South Park

Episode: Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

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