Randy: [taken aback] That's God?
Jesus: Yea, 'tis my Father, the Creator. He is the Alpha and the Omega.
[A snake's tongue lashes out from God's mouth.]
Jesus: The Beginning and the End.
Mr. Garrison: Well, yeah, but that?
God: What did you expect me to look like, My son?
Mr. Garrison: [thinks for a moment] …Well not like that!

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Show: South Park

Episode: Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus.

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