Reilly: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.
George: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerk store called. They're running outta you!
Reilly: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
George: [pauses, flustered] Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
McAdam: His wife is in a coma.

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Show: Seinfeld

Episode: The Comeback

Character: George Costanza

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