Lois Griffin: The Quahog Oil Refinery is emptying all their toxic waste into the lake. I mean, you couldn't have possibly have sanctioned that kind of blatant industrial pollution, could you?
Mayor Adam West: Yeah, I told them it was fine.
Lois Griffin: What?!
Mayor Adam West: And in return, I get free oil for my hair.
[cut to Mayor West standing next to a woman on the street. His hair is slick and shiny]
Mayor Adam West: Hey, baby. Want some Adam West penis?

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Characters: Lois Griffin, Adam West

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