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[About the Spinemelter 2000, a shaking chair.]
Homer: There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends. I think this chair is the answer.
Marge: Homer, I cannot let you waste our new-found fortune on some creature comfort.
Homer: All right, we won't get the chair! Now excuse me while I kiss the sky! [rides the chair at full force]

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Characters: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson

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