Lois Griffin: They cut a school's funding if it's got low test scores? This is not what the Founding Fathers had in mind.
[cut to signing of the Declaration of Independence]
Founding Father: Okay, we're here to sign this declaration of our independence. Let's take role call first. Thomas Jefferson?
Thomas Jefferson: Here!
Founding Father: Benjamin Franklin?
Benjamin Franklin: Here!
Founding Father: John Footpenis?
John Hancock: It's "Hancock" now!
Founding Father: Why?
John Hancock: Mind your business, that's why!

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Episode: No Chris Left Behind

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