Brian Griffin: They want me to contribute to The New Yorker.
Stewie Griffin: The New Yorker? Oh, you'll fit in there as well as I did at Woodstock.
[cutaway to Stewie at Woodstock]
Stewie Griffin: Uh, excuse me, it's been brought to my attention that a few bad apples out there are smoking marijuana. Uh, I've got news for you, my friend. Marijuana's illegal. Not cool. [audience starts booing] Alright then. [Begins singing, to the tune of America the Beautiful] Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best...
Man in audience: You suck!
Stewie Griffin: Learn the rules!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Brian Goes Back to College

Characters: Brian, Stewie Griffin

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