Dr. Cox: [to the psychologist] And bam! The shine's off the apple. And that's when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink. And of course, I may have tormented her from time to time, but, honest to God, that's what I thought marriage was all about. So much so, that, by the end of that relationship, I honestly don't know who I hated more - her or me. I used to sit around and wonder... why our friends weren't trying to destroy each other, like we were. And here it turns out, the answer's pretty simple: They weren't unhappy. We were.

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Show: Scrubs

Episode: My Bed Banter & Beyond

Character: Perry Cox

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