Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
Bart: What if we don't?
Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network.
Bart: They'll buy anything.
Homer: Now son, they do a lot of quality programming, too.

Homer: I kill me.

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Episode: The Springfield Files

Characters: Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson

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