Bart: (to Grampa Simpson) We need to know your first name.
Grampa: Auuuugghh! You're making my tombstone!
Lisa: No, Grampa, we'd just like to know your name.
Grampa: Well, whenever I get confused, I just look at my underwear. (whips off underwear without removing pants) My name is...Abraham J. Simpson!
Lisa: (amazed) Grampa...how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grampa: (confused) I...don't...know!
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: The Front
Character: Lisa Simpson
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