Turk: Tonight -- I'm gonna make her a nice dinner, then I'm gonna put the ring in her champagne glass.
J.D.: You might as well put it in her cham-lame glass.
Turk: Okay, Mr. Know-It-All, what would you do?
J.D.: Okay, first you gotta get, like, fifty candles, right?
Turk: Mm-hmm?
J.D.: You spread 'em all over the room with some rose petals....
Turk: That's right, because the roses are beautiful, and they make the room smell amazing.
J.D.: Like a meadow in springtime.
Turk: Mmm.
Carla comes in from the bedroom.
Carla: What are you guys talking about?
Turk: Nothing, guy talk!
J.D.: Yeah, - bitches and hoes.
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My Philosophy
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1 comment to “Turk: Tonight — I’m gonna make her a nice dinner, then I’m gonna put the ring in her champagne glass. J.D.: You might as well put it in her cham-lame glass. Turk: Okay, Mr. Know-It-All, what would you do? J.D.: Okay, first you gotta get, like, fifty candles, right? Turk: Mm-hmm? J.D.: You spread ‘em all over the room with some rose petals…. Turk: That’s right, because the roses are beautiful, and they make the room smell amazing. J.D.: Like a meadow in springtime. Turk: Mmm. Carla comes in from the bedroom. Carla: What are you guys talking about? Turk: Nothing, guy talk! J.D.: Yeah, - bitches and hoes.”
matt b., October 2nd, 2008 at 12:56 am:
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hilarious…so sooo funny…lol
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