Lisa: Ugh! I wish I'd never found those stupid bones! It's time to put an end to this. Bart, I'm borrowing your blue crowbar.
Bart: Good ol' Blue-y.
Marge: Hey, she's gonna smash the angel!
Homer: Somebody stop her!
Lisa: [walks into garage, turns on the light] [Gasps] It's gone!
Homer: [weeping] Oh, no! This can't be happening! What the hell are we gonna do with 10,000 angel ashtrays? [sobbing]
Bart: I could take up smoking.
Homer: You damn well better.
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Lisa the Skeptic
Characters: Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
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