Brian Griffin: Uh, hey, uh, Bonnie, uh, listen, why don't you stop with the questions, huh? You're-you're ruining everyone's good time. Like Peter did when he used to entertain terminally-ill kids.
[cut to Peter in a hospital with four kids in beds]
Peter Griffin: Hi there, how 'yall doing? Alright, so I'm at the DMV the other day. Long lines, long lines at the DMV, but, uh, you'll all find out about that when you get ol-- [the kids stare at him]' Oh, uhh...um, moving on. So I finally tried Viagra, and-- [hears a kid moaning. Peter walks up to his bed] Oh, we got a joker in the audience there. You uh, you got something you wanna say there, uh, Mr. Heckler?
Kid: Dying hurts!
Peter Griffin: Tell me about it. Anyway, who hates flying?
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Characters: Peter Griffin, Brian
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