Chief Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys, but I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.
Homer: [laughs] And how.
Chief Wiggum: Gee, I'd hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here. [Holds out the palm of his hand and motions his fingers so as to suggest that this is a bribe]
Homer: I understand.
Bart: Um, hey, Dad, I-- I think he wants--
Homer: Not right now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.
Chief Wiggum: Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill. [nods as he says Bill] Have you seen any Bills around here? [nods]
Homer: No. [points at Bart] He's Bart.
Chief Wiggum: [groans] I-- Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
Homer: Okay.
Chief Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for--wink--is Mr. Bribe--wink, wink. [holds out hand again]
Homer: It's a ring toss game.
Chief Wiggum: All right, that's it, I'm shutting this game down.
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Bart Carny
Characters: Homer Simpson, Chief Wiggum
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