Mayor Adam West: Uh, pardon me. I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Depot Clerk [pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign]: Well, we have exactly what...
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out - in a body bag.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Petergeist

Character: Adam West

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