Brian Griffin: Uh, Peter, according to this, you're not a genius. In fact, you're mentally retarded.
Peter Griffin: Oh, yeah? Well, would a mentally retarded guy have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house in celebration of his fantastic test results?
Brian Griffin: Uh, maybe.
Peter Griffin: Uh-oh. [a bulldozer destroys the wall of the house coming in]
Bulldozer driver: Congratulations!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Petarded

Characters: Peter Griffin, Brian

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