Marshall: Um...hey, I'd like you guys to officially meet Chloe.
Ted: Hi.
Chloe: Hi.
Barney: Hi.
Chloe: It's nice to meet you guys. I'll be right back.
Marshall: Okay. [points her to restroom] It's right back there. [after she's out of sight] Right?! Right?!!! She's HOT! And she likes me; she likes Italian food, I also like Italian food. She likes Billy Joel; I also like....music. And I think...uh...we'll go out again!
Barney: Dude, you gotta ditch her.
Ted: Obviously.
Marshall: Wha...why?
Barney: She's got the..'Crazy Eyes'.
Ted: Dude...the eyes...they're CRAZY.
Marshall: What are you guys talking about, the 'Crazy Eyes'?
Barney: It's a well-documented condition of the pupils, or pupi.
Ted: Nope, just pupils.
Barney: It's an indicator of future mental instability.
Marshall: She does not have the 'Crazy Eyes!
Ted: You just can't see it because you're afflicted with 'Haven't Been Laid In A While Blindness'.
Barney: She was too far away in the coffee place, but when I saw her up close just now...
[flashback to about one minute ago]
Marshall: Hey, I'd like you guys to officially meet Chloe.
Ted: Hi.
Chloe: Hi.
Barney: Hi.
Chloe: It's nice to meet you guys.
[as she shakes Barney's hand, her eyes start spinning and glowing red]
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Show: How I Met Your Mother
Episode: Crazy Eyes
Characters: Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen, Barney Stinson
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