Michael: We have a crisis. Apparently a disgruntled employee at the paper mill decided that it would be funny to put an obscene watermark on our 24-pound cream letter stock. 500 boxes have gone out with the image of a beloved cartoon duck performing...unspeakable acts...upon a certain cartoon mouse that a lot of people like. I've never been a fan.

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Show: The Office

Episode: Product Recall

Character: Michael Scott

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