Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town!
Jim: Can I have a late check out?
[pauses]
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager...even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner....co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it...in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year!
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Show: The Office
Episode: The Job
Characters: Dwight Schrute, Jim Halpert
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1 comment to “Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never. Jim: Does my room have cable? Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire! Jim: Can I change rooms? Dwight: No, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town! Jim: Can I have a late check out? [pauses] Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager. Jim: You’re not the manager…even in your own fantasy? Dwight: I’m the owner….co-owner. With Satan! Jim: Okay, just so I understand it…in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil. Dwight: But I haven’t told you my salary. Jim: Go. Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year!”
Molly, August 4th, 2009 at 7:51 am:
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hahha, this is one of my favorite scenes EVER on the office!