Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer (after staring blankly): Can I have some money now?

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Das Bus

Characters: Homer Simpson, Comic Book Guy

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