Joe Swanson: Welcome to the Police Academy. We're gonna start by learing how to do a cavity search. Peter, you will be the police officer, and Quagmire, you will be the suspect. Begin.
Peter Griffin: [puts on rubber glove] Sir, I suspect you are in possession of drugs, and I'm gonna have to give you a full cavity search. Drop your pants.
Joe Swanson: Uh, Peter, you don't have to pull YOUR pants down.
Peter Griffin: Oh, sorry, I'm still learning.
Joe Swanson: All right, start the search.
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: Barely Legal
Characters: Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson
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