Kirk: We’re gonna have to rewrite that.
Miss Patty: What?
Kirk: It got no response. It needs a rewrite.
Miss Patty: Kirk, it’s my reminiscence. I can’t rewrite it.
Kirk: How about if she says, "Doll, you’ve got the gams, but I’ve got a body in the trunk of my car."
Miss Patty: Why would she say that?
Kirk: Because she’s a murderer. I think it works.
Miss Patty: I’m not rewriting my memories, Kirk.

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Show: Gilmore Girls

Episode: Swan Song

Character: Kirk Gleason

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