Brian Griffin: Were you followed?
Lois Griffin: Don't worry, I've got a decoy.
[cutaway to Spooner Street, where Chris, dressed as Lois, pushes Stewie in a stroller down the sidewalk]
Glenn Quagmire: Hey, Lois. Hubba-hubba... whoa, Lois! You've put on a few, huh?
Chris Griffin: Well, I never! [slaps Quagmire]
Stewie Griffin: That's all right, honey. I didn't think he was the one, anyway. Now, let's go get sundaes.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Screwed the Pooch

Characters: Peter Griffin, Brian, Stewie Griffin, Chris Griffin, Glenn Quagmire

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