Jerry: What are you in for, sir?
Prisoner: Murder one.
Jerry: Murder one? Ooooh, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. I'm only kidding sir. Lighten up. How about you, what are you in for?
Prisoner: Grand theft auto.
Jerry: Grand theft auto? Don't steal any of my jokes.
Prisoner: You suck. I'm gonna cut you.
Jerry: Hey, I don't come down to where you work and knock the license plate out of your hand.
Guard: Alright, Seinfeld, that's it. Let's go. Come on.
Jerry: Alright. Hey, you've been great! See you in the cafeteria!
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Show: Seinfeld
Episode: The Finale
Character: Jerry Seinfeld
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