Ralph: What if I cut off my pinky toe, put it in this 'ere cooler, stick it in a Winky Dinky dog and sue them for ten thousand dollars?
Earl: You are not cutting off your pinky toe, we're going to have to think of another way to come up with the money.
Ralph: Well, you see, the think about that is...
Earl: Your pinky toe's already in the cooler, isn't it?
Raplh: Yeah, it's in there.

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Show: My Name Is Earl

Episode: Stole P's HD Cart

Character: Earl Hickey

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