Peter Griffin: What the hell is this?
Brian Griffin: Well, it looks like an intermission. A chance to stretch the old legs.
Peter Griffin: Aw, man, I peed in this cup for nothing?
Chris Griffin: Oh, Dad, I just kicked over your coke.
Stewie Griffin: I look atrocious. Did you see my ass? Oh, my God!
Meg Griffin: This stinks! I can't believe they cut my whole sex scene. It was so tastefully done!
Lois Griffin: Hey Peter, could you go to the concession stand? I want something to suck on.
Glenn Quagmire: Giggity-giggity?
Cleveland Brown: Hey, Quagmire, you think we got time to go outside and burn one?
Glenn Quagmire: Aw, you mean it's not over yet? How long is this thing?
Herbert: Chris, do you have a shower scene? Or do I have to keep dreamin'? Mmmmm...
Brian Griffin: Alright, we're back.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Characters: Brian, Stewie Griffin, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Cleveland

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