Stewie Griffin: When do I get to meet her? [Jillian]
Brian Griffin: No, no. No way.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, I see, I get it ... she's hideous.
Brian Griffin: She is not hideous.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, well, let me ask you something: Does she have an alibi?
Brian Griffin: For what? Why would she need an alibi?
Stewie Griffin: So, you're saying she does not have an alibi?
Brian Griffin: Well, no.
Stewie Griffin: Okay, so, we've established [sings] she ain't got no alibi, she UGLY! She UGLY! [dances] U-G-L-Y, she ain't got no alibi, she UGLY!
Brian Griffin: Screw off!

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1 comment to “Stewie Griffin: When do I get to meet her? [Jillian] Brian Griffin: No, no. No way. Stewie Griffin: Oh, I see, I get it … she’s hideous. Brian Griffin: She is not hideous. Stewie Griffin: Oh, well, let me ask you something: Does she have an alibi? Brian Griffin: For what? Why would she need an alibi? Stewie Griffin: So, you’re saying she does not have an alibi? Brian Griffin: Well, no. Stewie Griffin: Okay, so, we’ve established [sings] she ain’t got no alibi, she UGLY! She UGLY! [dances] U-G-L-Y, she ain’t got no alibi, she UGLY! Brian Griffin: Screw off!”

Jarrod, May 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 pm:

  • u no he goes “M- shes major ugly- O-shes fat and pugly- O my god no the cow sais moo”

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