J.D.'s narration: When I was young I could`ve slept over thunderstorms, hurricanes, you name it. Tonight, I didn`t sleep. You see, today isn`t just any other day, it`s my first day...
J.D. to himself: I`m the man!
[Camera pans J.D. inside the hospital]
J.D.'s narration: And four years of pre-med, four years of med school, and tons of unpaid loans have made me realize one thing...
Nurse Kearney: [Close-up] Good. Could you go drop an NG tube on the patient in 234, and call the attending if the lavage is positive?
[J.D. fidgets and looks around nervously]
J.D.'s narration: I don't know jack.

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Show: Scrubs

Episode: My First Day

Character: John 'JD' Dorian

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