Krusty: Where is that stinkin' monkey?
(Krusty's assistant monkey rollerskates in)
Krusty: It's about time. Give me those reviews. "Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception." Phew. "The only exception was the embarrassingly dated humor of Springfield's green-haired, red-nosed hack-- [flips pages] Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Krusty the Clown." No!
Sideshow Mel: They say any publicity is good publicity.
Krusty: You, sir, are an idiot.
(monkey chitters, offers a banana)
Krusty: Aw, that's your answer to everything! Look at my life. I'm talking to a monkey and a-- I don't know what the hell you are.
Sideshow Mel: You can be so cruel when you're sober.
Krusty: Well, I'll fix that. I'm goin' on the bender to end all benders.
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: The Last Temptation of Krust
Character: Krusty the Clown
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