Joey [to Chandler]: Where's my underwear?
Ross: Woah woah...come on, you took his underwear?
Chandler: He took my essence!
Ross: Okay Joey, hold on. Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Okay, um, then, why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux, 'kay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
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Show: Friends
Episode: The One Where No One's Ready
Characters: Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing
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